height difference parings where the taller one is bashful and blushy and the smaller one is smirky and overconfident
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
Are you kidding me
I love my skin!
Im gonna cry :’)..
10th + “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
THIS IS THE VINE TO END ALL VINES
"She’s not just someone’s wife, daughter, or mother. She’s someone."
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions
like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and
they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks