Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this! It’s Rocketship Barbie! Starkid Barbie! Moonshoes Barbie!
tumblr text posts: doctor who (rtd era)
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
harry potter series + a short summary
People I want to guest star on Agents of SHIELD.
- Chris Evans
- Scarlett Johansson
- Tony Stark
- Chris Hemsworth
- Jeremy Renner
- Mark Ruffalo
I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
Roald Dahl and Quentin Blake contributed so much to my childhood
(Source: , via thatfaceinthecrowd)
i watched this about 47 times
These two are going places.
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long they’ve stopped teaching it where I live