my senior quote was better than yours
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
This is a Vine?
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
#actual most terrifyingly brilliant talent to come out of sherlock #amorphous exploding human existing around the edges of humanity trapped in a shell of a body and bored and furious as fuck about it (okayophelia)
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties
Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.
2013 kim possible: call me, beep me, text me, facebook me, tweet me, kik me, ask me, if you wanna reach me
when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.